zoloftofficial:

petal-metal:

OMG MY NEW SHOES CAME :3 ignore my ugly house arrest ankle bracelet. haha

years later this is still one of the funniest posts on this website god

210pm:

heartshapedmoodring:

this is really the funniest thing ive ever seen

THE WHEEZING

real-asuka:
“ the ultimate beef of 2016
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real-asuka:

the ultimate beef of 2016

averagefairy:

notlostonanadventure:

averagefairy:

cleaning with a mr clean magic eraser is such a sensual experience like the mess just goes away it’s so easy…… i just cleaned the fridge and i was turned on the whole time. mr clean owns my ass

This is the weirdest viral marketing campaign ever

ITS NOT SPONSORED IM JUST A FREAK FOR QUALITY CLEANING SUPPLIES

awwwton:

“whats your favorite song on lemonade?”

hillary: single ladies??

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